Saturday, January 12, 2008

Greetings from Oregon

Hey there you east coast and midwest primary voters! I don't know if you've heard of Oregon, we're out here along the Pacific Ocean and we don't count for spit in the nomination of Presidential candidates. It's all about tradition, right, and we do our primary in MAY dammit. (Which rhymes with "Willamette.") So we can send money to candidates and we can rant on blogs!

Democrats hear this:

Hillary = 4 more years of Republican president.

I'm sorry it's true, but Clinton carries a lot of baggage. The Limbaughs and O'Reillys on local and national "talk radio" that operates the minds of the Dark Side followers have spent so long demonizing her - her election symbolizes the End O' Times for Them, and They will do anything to prevent it. Karl Rove can crush her with his mind like Darth Vader.

Get up, stand up. Nominate Barack Obama and change the whole world in a positive direction.

Thanks from the cold and soggy NW corner.

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